adamsmasher:

soyunpochoclin:

i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks

i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.

kosmogrl:

It started as a little joke but to be completely honest I really lost perception of time after 2020…

catmask:

catmask:

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

doeberman-moved:

moment of silence for everyone who’s just like their dad but a girl

boy-ngo:

tumblr in 2020:

• posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
• a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
• images disabled altogether
• they ban you if you have a custom theme
• app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
• you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money

punished-lincolnshire-poacher:

guooey:

This is so fuuuucked

happy flathead friday to those who celebrate

milkshake-fairy:

uh……gay?

basedandfatpilled:

sreegs:

our vet commented on how small one of our cats is and now we tell our cat that’s she’s been certified little by a medical professional, diagnosed with Tiny Baby Syndrome

thelove-rs:

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

transfantasma:

transfantasma:

exitwound:

mutuals

lakevida:

pretended to stop caring about the earring i lost so i would find it again and it worked so i think i’m ready to do spells and shit full time. i bet i’m even ready to open the portal

librarycard:

alone in my room disease. incurable. will be alone forever and ever.

pansyfem:

pansyfem:

hi what did everyone have for dinner (or lunch or breakfast if ur in a different time zone. whatever ur last meal was)

you guys have delightfully strange palates